Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Fruit Salad on my Head, or The Gradual Transformation Into Carmen Miranda
So I bought this new hair goop this week that comes in a bottle that looks like a Nerf water gun/blaster thing. Thankfully, it doesn't come out that way. It smells like Dimetap -- full of grapey extravagance. Combined with my shampoo which smells like... Pert, and the other hair stuff I've been using, which smells like fresh green plastic, there's a lot of smells going on about my head. It's a little distracting sometimes. I better not take all this stuff camping.
And, for some reason, I've already memorized my new license plate number. Who knows their license plate number, especially after 24 hours? I can easily associate mine, which is the key to remembering, but still. Already?
I noticed yesterday that there's a tiny crab on my new driver's license. What does that mean? I don't think it has anything to do with my sign -- that's far too much effort on the part of the MVA, although it is an amusing coincidence. I'll have to do some further research.
And, for some reason, I've already memorized my new license plate number. Who knows their license plate number, especially after 24 hours? I can easily associate mine, which is the key to remembering, but still. Already?
I noticed yesterday that there's a tiny crab on my new driver's license. What does that mean? I don't think it has anything to do with my sign -- that's far too much effort on the part of the MVA, although it is an amusing coincidence. I'll have to do some further research.
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