West Coast Girl

I don't like living on the opposite side of the country from my closest friends. It's not that cool to feel like the commercial your life most resembles is the AT&T long-distance spots (although at least it's not the Quizno's ad). Even the same time zone isn't really good enough. I want to be able to see you every day, and not have to schedule time on the phone. This is silly.

Also, why is Don Zimmer's head so big? Really. I want to know.

And why have they started putting cologne ads in Sports Illustrated? My gym bag now smells like a gigolo.